Off-topic: Overheard at Safeway

Little girl: "Mommy, I want some doughnuts!"

Mom: "We do not need any doughnuts."

Little girl: "But I like doughnuts."

Mom: "We are not getting doughnuts."

Little girl: "But daddy loves doughnuts, too!"

Mom: "The LAST thing your daddy needs is a doughnut. You just lost this argument."